Jen: but would I be a bad person?
Alex: no. you’ll have to do better than that.
Jen: um….I recently robbed and pillaged a nunnery, and after I turned the nuns out completely nude, and sold the nunnery to a chain of grocery stores.
Jen: “St. Albertsons”
Alex: that’s pretty good, but still far too funny.
Jen: f*ck! maybe I’m one of those demented madmen who make jokes at inappropriate times?
Jen: Why, just last week, I had Macguyver in a grain storage bin, and I made a joke, and distracted my evil henchmen, and he was able to make a rope of duct tape and climb to safety.
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Alex: You can’t play Russian Roulette with a cap gun, Sean.
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Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your open hours were, he proceeded to moon them and slap his ass, saying “Here’s yo open hours ya dirty bastard!”
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Sean: If I were immortal, I’d become the best skater in the world cause I wouldn’t spend time doing anything else.
Alex: Where would you get money to live?
Sean: Dude, I’d be immortal. You don’t see any poor immortals around, do you?!
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Sean (on being a sappy person in a bad mood): And I’m pissed off… that there aren’t more butterflies in the world, damnit!
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Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time.
Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter *
Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time. -
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Alex: I don’t want the frosting to get on the napkin.
Jen: I don’t care where it goes as long as it ends up in my mouth at some point. -
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(after andy claimed he was responsible for the pearl harbor attack, coincidentally (sp?) on his birthday)
Wes: Andy, you weren’t even a twinkle in someone’s twinkle then!
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