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    while playing super mario brothers 3
    alex: a ba-bomb! *grabs ba-bomb*. let’s go, ba-bomb!
    *alex dies holding a ba-bomb*
    billy: you ba-blew it!
    all: *painful groan*
    billy: oooo ba-billy…

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      Posted by: Alex 2:47 pm on March 18, 2001 | Tags: ,   
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    (theorizing on why Sean had a strange hallucination the morning before)

    JennH: You must have eaten something bad.
    Sean: i figured that i was either hallucinating or i had become a very powerful warlock in my sleep
    JennH: Like week old milk or something.
    Sean: no dairy products either, although i had fast food for dinner i think
    JennH: That could probably do it.
    JennH: Maybe it’s madcow disease in your hamburgers
    Sean: it was chicken. you beef eaters can have your crazy cows
    JennH: laughs
    Sean: i’d rather have my hallucinogenic chicken, thank you very much

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      Posted by: Sean 1:53 pm on March 8, 2001 | Tags: , food poisoning   
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    sean: we’re good.
    alex: TOO good.
    sean: if we were any gooder, we’d have to beat the women off with a stick. and i don’t mean ‘that’ stick.

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      Posted by: Alex 12:13 pm on March 7, 2001 | Tags:   
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    alex: some like it hot but some sweat when the heat is on.
    tobin: some like it cold but some shiver when their pants are gone.

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      Posted by: Alex 9:34 pm on March 1, 2001 | Tags:   
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    (also from the little yellow sheet at Jen’s b’day.)

    (Tobin’s seemed inable to come up with something funny for the sheet. So someone wrote a theory about why that was the case..)

    Tobin’s got writer’s cock.

    childish, yes, but it’s even funnier because someone thought this phrase important enough to write it on the same sheet twice.

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      Posted by: Sean 6:46 pm on March 1, 2001 | Tags: cock   
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    (from the little yellow sheet at Jen’s b’day.)

    (in regards to Gabe’s much maligned major)

    So, if a geography major gets lost, does he get kicked out of the major? -sean

    No, they just give him a rock hammer and call it close enough. -anon

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      Posted by: Sean 4:04 pm on March 1, 2001 | Tags:   
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    (After a commercial for K-Y Jelly.)

    Jen: K-Y Jelly, for when you just don’t do it for her.

    Alex: But still want her to do it for you.

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      Posted by: Jen 1:12 pm on March 1, 2001 | Tags: lube   
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