rehren: handy down parts suck.
SMcGheek: its hand-me down.
rehren: oh.
[later]
stevem@redigital:[~] % e “randall said you said you’d go if we went” | al
Message from bushwacker@redigital.org on ttyp1 at 15:22 …
randall also said ‘handy downs’
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randall: hey lopaka, do you know who [female name] is?
lopaka: nope, i don’t think so.
randall: oh… well, she used to be a man.
rehren: k. ftp only access he has.
SMcGheek: thanks yoda.
Tobin, walking in two and a half hours late for work
*looks around blankly*
Tobin: … oops.
*goes about his business*
Dawn, in AIM: “argh! all i want is freaking jungle love by steve miller band! is that too much to ask?”
(and later…)
“ooh, found steve meisner band: jammin! polkas.”
(even later…)
“oh yeah, this polka is jammin! “
“You’re lucky, here at the university we have the foremost researcher on Genital Warts, Dr.Cox.”
- Completely serious ‘Human Sexuality’ professor.
“All those gods you made up in your head are figments of your imagination!”
- Yelled by a man outside of a concert (Tori Amos, no less) carrying a sign that read “TRUST JESUS OR BURN IN HELL”
“It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.”
- some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what
“I mean, who is this guy? And why is he watching me get naked?”
- A comment from a friend, taken slightly out of context
“You don’t know where Denny’s is? You call yourself men?”
- Drunken skanky hos in front of an AM/PM in Riverside, CA
(this was said to me and a group of my friends. there is no better way to describe the group of ‘women’ that said this. trust me)
billy: How many “s”es are in “Rodman”?