ean: you can’t plant every seed
Piper: Oh, Dude…Now you tell me
Piper: all that waisted seed
Sean: and pumpkin/human hybrids……that’s a no go too
Piper: you been fucking pumpkins?!
Piper: –silence—
Sean: the pumpkin lies!
Sean: i never touched that pumpkin.
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Alex
lora: I played with it until it discharged.
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Alex
stevem: I could carve rock with my nipples right now.
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Stevem
alexatitp: that is really weird
SMcGheek: yuppers
alexatitp: yuppers?
SMcGheek: yup
alexatitp: steve, is that you?
SMcGheek: ya
SMcGheek: i dont know what came over me. im sorry.
SMcGheek: [shame]
alexatitp: [embarrasment]
SMcGheek: [vengance]
alexatitp: [fear]
SMcGheek: [rage]
alexatitp: [dirty underpants]
SMcGheek: [slaughter]
alexatitp: [death?]
SMcGheek: [guilt]
SMcGheek: [denial]
alexatitp: [haunting]
SMcGheek: [acceptance]
alexatitp: [appearance at own funeral]
SMcGheek: [bewilderment]
alexatitp: [ascention]
SMcGheek: [praise]
alexatitp: [judgement]
SMcGheek: [damnation]
alexatitp: [satisfaction]
SMcGheek: [rage]
SMcGheek: [again]
SMcGheek: [st alex]
alexatitp: again saint alex? or against alex
SMcGheek: as in rage against the machine. st alex maybe too. creepy.
alexatitp: i hope we haven’t just sealed our fates
SMcGheek: god listens to aim conversations.
alexatitp: can god see me masturbate?
SMcGheek: only if you do it on aim
alexatitp: uh oh
SMcGheek: sinner. -
Sean
(the night continues…see previous quote)
Samantha (fairly intoxicated): I give good head.
(everyone starts laughing)
Samantha: I do.
Jermaine: What?! No you don’t. You give shitty head.
(laughter grows)
Samantha: Not on humans. Duh. Animals. They’re much easier. With their little weewees.
Joe (laughing uncontrollably): Stop stop! I can’t handle anymore. No more animal sex! -
Sean
(while walking in a group down the streets of the local college town)
Samantha (approaching random guy): Hey, how’re you doing?
Random Guy: Real good.
Samantha: What would it take to get you on all fours?
Random Guy: Um, a lot.
Samantha: That’s too bad. You’re not the goat I’m looking for. Bahhhhh! Bye. -
Sean
Lora: but where is the extra money coming from in order to get this tax cut
Lopaka: the tax cut is retro from last year
Sean: the extra money is from a government surplus
Steve: bake sales
Sean: cheney was sweating over the oven for hours with those brownies
Lora: that’s my dick
Steve: whoa
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