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  • Sean 10:06 pm on August 20, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , sexual deviant   

    ean: you can’t plant every seed
    Piper: Oh, Dude…Now you tell me
    Piper: all that waisted seed
    Sean: and pumpkin/human hybrids……that’s a no go too
    Piper: you been fucking pumpkins?!
    Piper: –silence—
    Sean: the pumpkin lies!
    Sean: i never touched that pumpkin.

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  • Alex 8:12 am on August 20, 2001 Permalink | Reply
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    lora: I played with it until it discharged.

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  • Alex 8:27 am on August 16, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: nipples   

    stevem: I could carve rock with my nipples right now.

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  • Stevem 10:48 am on August 13, 2001 Permalink | Reply
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    alexatitp: that is really weird
    SMcGheek: yuppers
    alexatitp: yuppers?
    SMcGheek: yup
    alexatitp: steve, is that you?
    SMcGheek: ya
    SMcGheek: i dont know what came over me. im sorry.
    SMcGheek: [shame]
    alexatitp: [embarrasment]
    SMcGheek: [vengance]
    alexatitp: [fear]
    SMcGheek: [rage]
    alexatitp: [dirty underpants]
    SMcGheek: [slaughter]
    alexatitp: [death?]
    SMcGheek: [guilt]
    SMcGheek: [denial]
    alexatitp: [haunting]
    SMcGheek: [acceptance]
    alexatitp: [appearance at own funeral]
    SMcGheek: [bewilderment]
    alexatitp: [ascention]
    SMcGheek: [praise]
    alexatitp: [judgement]
    SMcGheek: [damnation]
    alexatitp: [satisfaction]
    SMcGheek: [rage]
    SMcGheek: [again]
    SMcGheek: [st alex]
    alexatitp: again saint alex? or against alex
    SMcGheek: as in rage against the machine. st alex maybe too. creepy.
    alexatitp: i hope we haven’t just sealed our fates
    SMcGheek: god listens to aim conversations.
    alexatitp: can god see me masturbate?
    SMcGheek: only if you do it on aim
    alexatitp: uh oh
    SMcGheek: sinner.

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  • Sean 12:07 pm on August 6, 2001 Permalink | Reply
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    (the night continues…see previous quote)

    Samantha (fairly intoxicated): I give good head.
    (everyone starts laughing)
    Samantha: I do.
    Jermaine: What?! No you don’t. You give shitty head.
    (laughter grows)
    Samantha: Not on humans. Duh. Animals. They’re much easier. With their little weewees.
    Joe (laughing uncontrollably): Stop stop! I can’t handle anymore. No more animal sex!

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  • Sean 11:56 pm on August 5, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: animal noises,   

    (while walking in a group down the streets of the local college town)

    Samantha (approaching random guy): Hey, how’re you doing?
    Random Guy: Real good.
    Samantha: What would it take to get you on all fours?
    Random Guy: Um, a lot.
    Samantha: That’s too bad. You’re not the goat I’m looking for. Bahhhhh! Bye.

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  • Sean 4:03 pm on August 2, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: taxes   

    Lora: but where is the extra money coming from in order to get this tax cut
    Lopaka: the tax cut is retro from last year
    Sean: the extra money is from a government surplus
    Steve: bake sales
    Sean: cheney was sweating over the oven for hours with those brownies
    Lora: that’s my dick
    Steve: whoa

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