Lora: fake boobs just walked in the library. she is very perky.
Alex: would fake boobs WALK into a place, or bounce into a place?
Lora: strut i think. boom bada boom bada boom.
(and sometime later…)
Alex: fake dick just walked into work. followed by his friend, real asshole.
Sean: are they into one another?
Alex: sort of in an out. very cyclical
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Posted by: Sean
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while watching a commercial for a ridiculous, painted silver dollar – cost: significantly more than a dollar
TV: And if you call now you can get this American Flag pin with a quarter molded in.
Alex: *mockingly* hey, what did you pay for your quarter?
Billy: *answering mockery* I got it free with my 40 dollar dollar!
Posted by: Alex
