sean: you’re a very helpful man. hell, i was just talking to my doctor the other day, and i told him how helpful you were in removing my spleen with a spork, a dirty rock, and a pair of tongs.
alex: you didn’t tell him my name, did you?
sean: no, i sorta passed out.
alex: exxxxcellent.
(while in Chilis, talking to an off duty waiter named Gregg. Gregg, btw, is the one that sings Happy Birthday opera style.)
Avery: Oh yeah, so you like the lakers?
Gregg: Yeah.
(sometime later)
(lakers score a basket)
Avery: Woooooh. Show us your tits!
(Gregg shakes his head, looks around as if to say “this girl is crazy”)
Paka: What?? I’m not drunk enough to drive!
sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…