Driving downtown in the morning. Two leaves are stuck between the car hood and the windshield. They flap in the wind.
Alex: See the little leaves. They dance in the breeze, like children.
Jen: That was beautiful.
Alex: I HATE THEM! I WISH THEY WOULD GO AWAY AND DIE!
(while discussing what font to use on ICQ)
Jessica: verdana? looks like Arial. everything looks like Arial. Arial is like the chicken of fonts.
Steve H. : Sgt. Dickerheimer just picked Matt up.
Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name.
Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better.
Jen: It’s a good one.
(around lunchtime, in two different locations)
alex: man i’m so hungry
sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich
alex: then feed it to me
sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol
alex: stupid cox.
alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day
alex: it was digilicious
DEM0NH00D: pretty cheap
averybridgette: whats cheap
averybridgette: your prostitute?
DEM0NH00D: yeah
DEM0NH00D: she fell apart
DEM0NH00D: i was disappointed
DEM0NH00D: couldn’t even get my money back
averybridgette: at least you have the sheep
DEM0NH00D: i mean, that was bus fare
averybridgette: and your handcuffs
DEM0NH00D: the sheep will never leave me
DEM0NH00D: because i have the handcuffs 
sean: snatch, always a pleasure