(while discussing Thanksgiving versus other holidays)
Lee: Yeah, I’ve heard that Thanksgiving has the most babies consumed out of all the holidays.
Sean, Tessa, Max: {blank stare}
Lee: Conceived! Babies conceived! I don’t eat babies!
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(Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork)
Shasta: Is this because I’m white?
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(Note: Stephen is 21 years old.)
Stephen (answering a quiz question): Men in Black?
Jen: Nope. You’re close.
Stephen: Men in Black II.
Jen: Right.
Stephen: Sheesh. Who knew numbers were sooooo important? I didn’t. That’s why I’m 43 years old.Posted by: Jen -
Billy: Damnit, I’m still waiting for a steak knife to cut this meat.
Sean (jokingly reaching for his pocket): You can borrow my knife if you want.
Billy: Ha, I just might at this point.
Sean: On second thought, you don’t know where it’s been.
Billy: Oh yeah?
Sean: Yeah, you’d be cutting your food and then say “Hey, this tastes like homeless person!”Posted by: Sean -
steve m: ouch. boner burn!
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sean: as long as it ends in a threesome, i don’t care.
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(the phone rings)
Sean: Hello, this is Sean.
Vanessa: Hi Sean. Um, do you have a key to the president’s office?
Sean: Yeah, why?
Vanessa: Can you come down here and unlock it? I have to put stickers on condoms.
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(standing in a group outside. a political operative approaches us, handing us free water with the label advertising for a local judicial candidate.)
Shasta: Wait, I don’t know this guy. What if it’s evil poisoned republican water?
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