Steve: I wore pajamas last night. I have Peanuts all over my bottom.
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Posted by: Jen
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opening presents
Dad: It plays DVDs and CDs.
Tessa (reading box): It does 400…..dicks. Uh, I mean discs!
Steve, Anna & Max (at once): In a row?!Posted by: Sean -
Mom: What’s the name of that movie…”Silent Runnings”? You know, that one with the Puerto Rican luge team.
Jen: You mean the Jamaican bobsled team?
Mom: No, it was a Puerto Rican luge. “Silent Runnings,” right?
Steve: Cool Runnings. With the Jamaican bobsled team.
Mom: Right, Cool Runnings.Posted by: Jen -
While playing movie game:
Sean: You’re on Brent Spiner
Max: wait wait what?!
Sean: You’re doing Data Bitch!!Posted by: Tessa -
this man is sick, I don’t know him…
alex:
“you put your right toe bin, you put your right toe bout,
you put your right toe bin, and you gently massage the anal cavity.
you do the tobin toe-bin and you wiggle it about
and hope that no poop comes out!”but damn, he’s funny
Posted by: Tobin -
[the out of context battle continues]
jen: i snuck out of my bed last night and had some.
jen: i was laying there thinking about how it was in the next room, so i finally gave up and got some, and then i wanted more.jen: wait, that sounded dirty.
Posted by: Sean -
lopaka: Drinking makes me feel good. I should drink more often.
(everyone laughs)
sean: That’s why I drink every night.
(everyone laughs)
sean: No, really.
(everyone stares at sean)Posted by: Lopaka -
[online debate. subject: Time Travel.]
Jen: if watching Back to the Future taught me anything, it’s that your past and future selves cannot meet, or else you destroy the universe.
Sean: i dunno. if i take Timecop as gospel (and why wouldn’t i?!), then they couldn’t fight because they’d cancel each other out and cease to exist if they touched. poor Ron Silver.
Jen: interesting. but if they exist in the same moment, why does touching even matter?
Sean: something about the same object not being able to exist in the same space. van damme probably did the splits to distract from this plot point.
Jen: but they DON’T exist in the same space. they’d only exist in the same space if Ron Silver A’s atoms materialized in the EXACT SAME place as Ron Silver B’s, and in that case Ron Silver A would probably explode or something anyway.
Sean: i guess touching was enough of an overlap to cause problems. it’s not like they were making out or anything. just a bump.
Jen: if Ron Silver A is just fighting Ron Silver B, their molecules don’t exist in the same place at the same time at all – they’re just foxyboxing. i find this “Timecop” premise ludicrous.
Sean: in van damme’s universe, it was close enough.
Jen: but it’s NOT close enough!
Sean: the universe rounds up.Posted by: Jen -
[online conversation]
Sean: if i have to listen to a sleeping man snoring while almost swallowing his own tongue, they can deal with a little rack action.
Jen: i’m taking that out of context.
Sean: i’m a lot filthier out of context.
Posted by: Jen -
[online conversation]
Sean: i’d have a stupid smirk on my face the entire time. and there’s no way i’d be able to do it with either of you there. one bit of eye contact and i’d explode with laughter.
Jen: i’m taking that out of context.
Posted by: Jen -
sean: if it can’t tell time AND make your penis bigger, then what use is it?!!
Posted by: Alex
