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    Chris: I should totally rent a midget!

    Max: You can’t “rent” a midget.

    Chris: Can I rent a dwarf?

    Max: You can’t rent people.

    Chris: I’ve been to Thailand, yes you can.

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      Posted by: Max 1:48 am on March 27, 2009 | Tags: midgets, thailand   

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    Christine: I can drive.
    Sean: Cool.
    Christine: So it’ll be you, me, Paka, Vince and Brian in my car.
    {Vince walks up}
    Christine: I’m gonna be in a man sandwich all day!
    Vince: What the hell!

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      Posted by: Sean 3:52 pm on March 25, 2009 | Tags:   

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    (an asian sorority is giving out fundraiser fliers for Panda Express.)
    (meanwhile, in line)

    Girl (eyeing form in boyfriend’s hand): Do you really want to give them 20% of your money?
    Boyfriend: Hmm?
    Girl: You know. (whispers) The asians.

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      Posted by: Sean 1:51 pm on March 11, 2009 | Tags: ,   

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