(The rat pee talk continues)
Jen: seriously tho, rats do that. remember to wash your hands the next time you cuddle a hamster.
Sean: i will remember that, next time i cuddle a hamster. which will be never.
i hope
Jen: i used to cuddle our hamster. but i always washed my hands.
Sean: or wore mittens
Jen: no, because then you have to wash the mittens
sometimes it is just better to get the pee all over your hands.
Sean: you’re right, that’s a pain. and then they’d be all faded when they’re pinned to your jacket
Jen: no, hamsters don’t enjoy being pinned to a jacket
Sean: “Now Jen, don’t forget your hamster for show and tell.” *PINNED*
Jen: it’s nicer to tie two hamsters to a long string and then feed them through the sleeves of your jacket
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