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    Sarah: Why did we come into the mall?

    Sean: Because we hate people?

    Steve: Hating people burns a lot of calories. Look at Hitler, he wasn’t overweight.

    Sean: Wasn’t he a vegetarian though?

    Steve: That may have had something to do with it.

    Sean: I wonder why he didn’t eat meat. It certainly wasn’t for moral reasons.

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      Posted by: Sean 3:00 pm on December 26, 2011 | Tags: Diet, people, revisionist history, WWII   

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    Satya: He told me it was a really mild case of Ebola.

    (later)

    Satya: After he left I sprayed the whole place down with Lysol.

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      Posted by: Sean 12:06 am on December 16, 2011 | Tags: contagious, Disease, lies   

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