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    (Heard by people in the lobby while I was complaining about an upgrade)

    Me: I don’t want to spend Friday night waiting for some dude to call!

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      Posted by: Anonymous 7:04 pm on May 30, 2008 | Tags: waiting   

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    DEM0NH00D: pretty cheap
    averybridgette: whats cheap
    averybridgette: your prostitute?
    DEM0NH00D: yeah
    DEM0NH00D: she fell apart
    DEM0NH00D: i was disappointed
    DEM0NH00D: couldn’t even get my money back
    averybridgette: at least you have the sheep
    DEM0NH00D: i mean, that was bus fare
    averybridgette: and your handcuffs
    DEM0NH00D: the sheep will never leave me
    DEM0NH00D: because i have the handcuffs :-)

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    Tobin: Mmm, dick bread.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 6:16 pm on June 1, 2000 | Tags: ,   

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    Sean, while wearing black clothes, hockey skates and a ski mask: “This is what’s called my friendly look. I think it says ‘Hey, I’m approachable.’”

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      Posted by: Anonymous 11:16 pm on March 28, 2000 | Tags: ninja   

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    Alex: Is it possible to fall in love with something you’ve worn on your feet?
    Cause that’s what I’m feeling right now.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 4:17 pm on January 7, 2000 | Tags: love, shoes   

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    Naseem:  I don’t cost any money.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 8:22 pm on April 20, 1999 | Tags: money   

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    Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 12:23 pm on February 1, 1999 | Tags:   

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    Christy: i don’t believe in human contact. that’s why i work in a computer lab.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 8:25 pm on November 27, 1998 | Tags: computers,   

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    Anonymous: Oh yeah. It’s time to put the beast back in bestiality.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 4:24 pm on November 19, 1998 | Tags:   

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    Debbie: What do you think about Brazilian nuts?
    Christy: I don’t know.  I never had a Brazilian.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 10:26 pm on October 24, 1998 | Tags:   

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    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    —Christy

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      Posted by: Anonymous 11:27 am on September 1, 1998 | Tags: gimp   

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    Sometimes I wish I wore diapers. — Christy

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      Posted by: Anonymous 5:28 pm on July 12, 1998 | Tags: diapers,   

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    (excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)

    Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
    Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
    (time passes)
    Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
    Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!

    -Anonymous

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      Posted by: Anonymous 11:29 pm on July 1, 1998 | Tags: , story   

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    USER: I am having problems with my email.
    MIKA: What is your address?
    USER: 6### Del Playa.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 4:31 pm on June 23, 1998 | Tags: ,   

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    Email from user:

    From:      *******@mcl.ucsb.edu
    To:        lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu
    Subject:   Help

    How do I send an email?

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      Posted by: Anonymous 12:32 pm on June 19, 1998 | Tags: ,   

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    USER: Who is ‘Login’?

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      Posted by: Anonymous 11:33 am on June 19, 1998 | Tags:   

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    SCs:  “We need motivation.”
    Andy:  (with his mouth full)  “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”

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      Posted by: Anonymous 2:34 pm on June 16, 1998 | Tags: , motivation,   

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