Sean: Yes I write all my letters from the bottom up. It’s freakish. If you saw me writing on a chalkboard you’d laugh. Just like my physics class.
But they learned. (throws Mr. Happy at the floor demonically)
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Wes: I didn’t really like it [The Usual Suspects].
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(Referring to Wes’s chair)
Christy: See, now you’re starting to sound like him … it’s the chair.
Sean: I should disinfect this thing before I sit down.
Christy: Ew. It’s got cooties.Posted by: Christy -
Christy: I should go home and eat.
Jennifer: Eating’s overrated. (as she stuffs a large handful of buttery popcorn into her mouth)Posted by: Christy -
Christy and Sean on checking out CD’s to users
Christy: Usually we take the driver’s license … First born child…
Sean: Yeeeess. I’ve seen the baby bin.Posted by: Christy -
Sean: I have my slinky. I don’t need you people.
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Phil: Sean, do you want to answer some Mac questions?
Sean: More than ever…
Wes: Hey, he was answering some here!Posted by: Christy -
Christy: He was kind of like lab. We experimented frequently.
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Sean: (to Wess as he attacks Christy without provocation) Is this what they taught you in combat? Find the nearest girl and pick a fight? Then your self-esteem will be sky high and you’ll be ready to fight the Iraqis.
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Wes: Says who? I make the rules.
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Andy: How long have you skiied?
Wes: Since I was 15.
Sean: So for about a year and a half?Posted by: Christy -
Wes: Hey, hand me the Phillips. [screwdriver]
Andy: Don’t call me Phil. You can call me Lips all you want.Posted by: Christy -
Mike: Smells like sandwich over here… maybe it’s my new cologne…Sandwich.
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Kashyap: Okay all you geeks. I got someone out in the labs who wants to take a two dimensional object and make it 3-D. Is there an easy way to do that?
Christy: Tell her to cross her eyes.Posted by: Christy -
Sean: Do you think a moth would set off the sensors?… cuz I had to kill one the other night just to make sure.
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Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?
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Sean: Yup. Eunuchs are coming back in a big way.
Mike: …Isn’t that what the new Mac OS is based on?
Sean: You mean UNIX?Posted by: Christy -
Josh: Where’s the line drawn between attraction and sexual harrassment?
Christy: When you drool on them.
Mike: Yeah, now that’s love.Posted by: Christy -
Debbie: (playing with the dirty yucky slug) God, I almost want to eat this stuff…just to taste it….Has anyone TRIED to wash this? (then she proceeded to make it dance.)
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I like cheese that tastes like ass.
-DebbiePosted by: Christy -
I heard a rumor that you’re pure evil…is this true?
-SeanPosted by: Christy -
There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn.
-SeanPosted by: Christy -
I think women get into psych because they have some fundamental pathology they think they can solve themselves. (points at Christy) Case in point.
-Matt D.Posted by: Christy -
This is all in my head you realize. This isn’t real.
-AndyPosted by: Christy -
That is the ultimate in not wanting to get out of your damn chair…Damn, you’re lazy. – Sean (to Christy)
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Debbie: You know what they say about a dirty mouse?
Christy: What, you have to wash it out with soap?
Rob M. (to the mouse): You’re naughty.Posted by: Christy -
Me and Michael Jackson you know (indicates her blotchy colored arm) – and we both like little boys – Debbie Yip
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Ray – It’s the oldest carriage horse parade in the country.
Christy – Gee.
Ray – You do have to have cultural empathy.Posted by: Christy -
Matt D. – How does this program flow?
Debbie – Like butter baby.Posted by: Christy -
Christy: Why don’t you become a consultant?
Debbie: I don’t know…I don’t really like to deal with people.
Christy: Debbie, you’re a receptionist!Posted by: Christy