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    Naseem:  I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.

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      Posted by: Lambert 3:33 pm on January 12, 2000 | Tags: experimentation,   

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    Christy: “I’m graduated.  Like a cylinder.”

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      Posted by: Lambert 12:35 pm on June 21, 1999 | Tags: academics   

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    Jennifer:  He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…

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      Posted by: Lambert 1:37 pm on March 29, 1999 | Tags: programming   

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    Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina.
    [awkward pause]
    Sean: What? He is…

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      Posted by: Lambert 9:37 pm on March 19, 1999 | Tags: ,   

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    Christy:  “I’m doing you…  pay attention to me!”

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      Posted by: Lambert 9:38 am on January 11, 1999 | Tags:   

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    Christy:  “I really wish there was meat in donuts.  I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”

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      Posted by: Lambert 11:40 pm on January 8, 1999 | Tags: ,   

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    Josh: it would be nice if the other speaker worked
    Sean: it’s full of heroin

    Note: the speaker is actually not filled with heroin

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      Posted by: Lambert 1:41 am on December 14, 1998 | Tags: drugs   

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    “I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.”   - andy

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      Posted by: Lambert 3:41 pm on June 18, 1998 | Tags: immunity, laws   

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    “Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)

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      Posted by: Lambert 12:12 pm on June 17, 1998 | Tags:   

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