Sean: Nobody watches German films…only perverts.
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(Christine debates whether or not to go on a cruise.)
Christine: I need a cabin-mate.
Shasta: I’ll get Vince to go.
Christine: Ok, but if I’m changing, he has to go into the bathroom. If he sees boob then I’m never going back to work again.Posted by: Lopaka -
overheard in CompUSA:
“What!?! You’ve never seen that movie! It’s just the greatest movie EVER MADE…next to Space Balls.”Posted by: Lopaka -
lopaka: Drinking makes me feel good. I should drink more often.
(everyone laughs)
sean: That’s why I drink every night.
(everyone laughs)
sean: No, really.
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sean: two things I hate – Hitler and yogurt!
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(Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork)
Shasta: Is this because I’m white?
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sean: the whole day has been about paka’s hot dog!
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Wes: Someone is going to send you an email.
Lopaka: Who?
Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!Posted by: Lopaka -
Sean giving SC advice to Billy
Sean: Let your consultants think you know everything. If there is something you don’t know, just say it’s broken.Posted by: Lopaka -
“Stop squeezing my fruit!” –Christy
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