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    Sean (said with a lilting lisp): “It’s a sandwich from Turkey Island. It’s a magical place where turkeys roam free and then turn into sandwiches.”

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      Posted by: Sarah 8:19 am on June 9, 2009 | Tags: magical, sandwiches, turkey   

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    Me: “Fuck! I just cmd-Q’d firefox on accident AGAIN!”
    Sean: “You should look into smaller fingers.”
    Me: “Are you saying I have fat pinkies!”

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      Posted by: Sarah 11:01 am on June 4, 2009 | Tags: pinkies   

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    (At the Santa Barbara Sunday art walk by the beach, a vaguely hispanic vendor who’s definitely not speaking Spanish sells palm tree seed necklaces for $25)

    Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte.
    Vendor: What? No, it’s $25.
    Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte.
    Vendor: *sigh* Ok, $20.
    Middle-Aged White Guy: Gracias
    *pause*
    Middle-Aged White Guy: Vaya con dios.

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      Posted by: Sarah 10:30 am on December 23, 2008 | Tags: art walk, santa barbara, spanish   

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