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    –In Vons, Move-In Week at UCSB–

    Slim, tan co-ed to her friends: I wish I was anorexic. Then I wouldn’t have to go grocery shopping.

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      Posted by: Shasta 9:41 pm on October 22, 2007 | Tags: anorexia, coeds, ucsb   

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    (Lopaka walks by in a suit-looking ready for Wall Street)
    (Matt stops dead in his tracks-looking scared)
    Matt:  Oh shit. (waits) What are you doing?
    Lopaka:  Applying for your position.

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      Posted by: Shasta 10:51 am on April 18, 2000 | Tags: suit,   

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