Sean (via IM): man, why does everyone have a monkey to love but me?!
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Jen
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Max
DEM0NH00D:new topic!
LAM0NT: Fiddle faddle…any thoughts?
DEM0NH00D: not as good as poppycock!
LAM0NT: I’m not eating anything with the word cock in it
DEM0NH00D: that’s not what i hear
DEM0NH00D: :p
LAM0NT: suck my poppy -
Sean
lamont: Taco Bell has no bell
demonhood: mcdonalds is not irish
demonhood: or scottish even
lamont: Pizza Hut is run by humans not Hutts
demonhood: there is no royalty at burger king
lamont: Jack in the Box and Carl’s Junior are both utterly perverse names
demonhood: wendy’s doesn’t even serve wendy burgers anymore
lamont: And In and Out is no longer what “a hamburger is all about” They’re changing the name to “In and then snuggle a bit”
demonhood: subway lives above ground
lamont: Marie Calendar’s doesn’t know what month it is
demonhood: sizzler boils everything
lamont: Dairy Queen isn’t actually run by lactose intolerant gay men.
demonhood: panda express food is comprised entirely of pandas that weren’t fast enough to get away
lamont: Del Taco is not truly “Of the Taco”
demonhood: olive garden salts the earth after they’ve gotten their produce
lamont: Little Cesaer’s is all that remains of the Roman empire.
demonhood: dominoes builds too closely to tall unstable neighboring establishments
lamont: Don Jose isn’t really a Don
demonhood: Red Robin’s carpet doesn’t match the drapes
lamont: Black Angus is white.
demonhood: outback steakhouse uses indoor plumbing
lamont: Chili’s doesn’t use real baby backs.
lamont: Long John Silvers wears boxers.
demonhood: foster’s freeze serves warm food too
lamont: White Castle is more of a fort.
demonhood: the owner of Chevy’s prefers Fords
lamont: Dunkin’ Donuts can only do layups
demonhood: Krispy Kremes was actually started by a man named Krispy. -
Jen
Dawn: there’s a river running in the grass outside my backdoor
Jen: they might have to sandbag your porch. they do that some years there.
Dawn: darn 1st floor apartment
Jen: a river runs through it.
Dawn: unless Brad Pitt is in that river, i don’t want it in my apartment.
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Stephenh
stephenmhock: what would have happened if MC Hammer had really liked water?
Auto response from Narfa5: shower time. -
Alex
alexatitp: laser tag bazooka?
DEM0NH00D: hehe, that’s just nuts
alexatitp: laser tag nerve gas
alexatitp: laser tag demoralizing propoganda…
DEM0NH00D: laser tag barbed wire
DEM0NH00D: laser tag suicide pill
alexatitp: laser tag wartime brothel
DEM0NH00D: laser tag VD
alexatitp: laser tag pine box / battleship sea burial kit
DEM0NH00D: laser tag insignia wrapped over coffin
alexatitp: laser tag powered automobiles
DEM0NH00D: laser tag gatorade flavor
alexatitp: laser tag news night with laser winning anchor, laser tag johnson
DEM0NH00D: laser tag: invisible beams of pleasure. starring Jenna Jameson -
Anonymous
DEM0NH00D: pretty cheap
averybridgette: whats cheap
averybridgette: your prostitute?
DEM0NH00D: yeah
DEM0NH00D: she fell apart
DEM0NH00D: i was disappointed
DEM0NH00D: couldn’t even get my money back
averybridgette: at least you have the sheep
DEM0NH00D: i mean, that was bus fare
averybridgette: and your handcuffs
DEM0NH00D: the sheep will never leave me
DEM0NH00D: because i have the handcuffs 🙂 -
Stevem
SMcGheek: nah. you see that thing about greenland?
rehren: no, what is it?
SMcGheek: slashdot.org
rehren: iceland you mean?
SMcGheek: ya
SMcGheek: same thing 😉
rehren: it is?
SMcGheek: no
SMcGheek: joking -
Jen
While discussing a Catholic mass Dawn had recently attended…
Narfa5 (1:57:39 PM): and i probably would have really gone off when i drank the wine
Narfa5 (1:57:47 PM): they were using the communal cup too
Narfa5 (1:57:50 PM): which is icky
JenRHock (1:58:01 PM): no, no no! they wipe it with the Napkin of Our Lord.
Narfa5 (1:58:12 PM): oh yeah, what was i thinking?
Narfa5 (1:58:25 PM): god will kill the germies!
Narfa5 (1:58:30 PM): but wait, he can’t do that, can he?
JenRHock (1:58:34 PM): The Lord’s Napkin is made antibacterial by the Grace of Our Lord Jesus. -
Alex
alexatitp (10:45:31 AM): lolly gaggling and tom foolery are sure paths to raddness ruination
stealthjeffer (10:46:11 AM): i don’t know about you, but i wouldn’t mind gagging lolly. -
Stevem
Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex?
Auto response from SMcGheek: in class..
Deter7: heheheh
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Stevem
the conversation
(after closing the window 3 times already)
(16:47:58) peachesNcreamez: really no joke whats your real name
(16:48:18) smcgheek: hey. im trying to get some work done here. would you mind not bothering me?
(16:48:56) peachesNcreamez: do you know katie
(16:49:22) smcgheek: go do some algebra homework
(16:49:30) peachesNcreamez: no
(16:49:35) peachesNcreamez: dont have any
(16:49:38) smcgheek: sorry, then do some phonics.
(16:49:46) peachesNcreamez: dont do that
(16:50:06) smcgheek: seriously, im at work. im glad youre home from school.the user info
Username : peachesNcreamez
Member Since : Sun Jul 8 16:53:14 2001
Warning Level : 0 %
Online Since : Thu Sep 20 15:34:24 2001
Idle Minutes : 11Hi to yall. I love Justin. you are my honey. i love you! :-*:-Pi miss you so much!
shoutouts to:
-everyone from the nationals pageant! we kicked ass out there girls!
liz,kate,maria,justin,jen,jill,alyssa,britt,kiley,paige, ellen, and anyone else i forgot. === sorry if i forgot you. all of you mean a lot to me!!!!!- of course that was all bull!
i love jagged edges new song “where the party at” and 112’s ” Peaches n Cream”steve- do you have raceing sperm? lol
ellen- we need to get together and show steve and chris what its all about! lol
brenna- you me and gym class! lol -
Stevem
alexatitp: that is really weird
SMcGheek: yuppers
alexatitp: yuppers?
SMcGheek: yup
alexatitp: steve, is that you?
SMcGheek: ya
SMcGheek: i dont know what came over me. im sorry.
SMcGheek: [shame]
alexatitp: [embarrasment]
SMcGheek: [vengance]
alexatitp: [fear]
SMcGheek: [rage]
alexatitp: [dirty underpants]
SMcGheek: [slaughter]
alexatitp: [death?]
SMcGheek: [guilt]
SMcGheek: [denial]
alexatitp: [haunting]
SMcGheek: [acceptance]
alexatitp: [appearance at own funeral]
SMcGheek: [bewilderment]
alexatitp: [ascention]
SMcGheek: [praise]
alexatitp: [judgement]
SMcGheek: [damnation]
alexatitp: [satisfaction]
SMcGheek: [rage]
SMcGheek: [again]
SMcGheek: [st alex]
alexatitp: again saint alex? or against alex
SMcGheek: as in rage against the machine. st alex maybe too. creepy.
alexatitp: i hope we haven’t just sealed our fates
SMcGheek: god listens to aim conversations.
alexatitp: can god see me masturbate?
SMcGheek: only if you do it on aim
alexatitp: uh oh
SMcGheek: sinner. -
Stevem
rehren: i’ll install it after work.
rehren: i have the cd in my pocket
SMcGheek: hah. ok.
SMcGheek: just walkin around with software on you, eh?
rehren: always -
Jen
Dawn, in AIM: “argh! all i want is freaking jungle love by steve miller band! is that too much to ask?”
(and later…)
“ooh, found steve meisner band: jammin! polkas.”
(even later…)
“oh yeah, this polka is jammin! “ -
Sean
(theorizing on why Sean had a strange hallucination the morning before)
JennH: You must have eaten something bad.
Sean: i figured that i was either hallucinating or i had become a very powerful warlock in my sleep
JennH: Like week old milk or something.
Sean: no dairy products either, although i had fast food for dinner i think
JennH: That could probably do it.
JennH: Maybe it’s madcow disease in your hamburgers
Sean: it was chicken. you beef eaters can have your crazy cows
JennH: laughs
Sean: i’d rather have my hallucinogenic chicken, thank you very much -
Stevem
begin aim conversation:
ICnerd: blizzablam!
TycoonAlex: whaboom!
ICnerd: chachink! kablam!
TycoonAlex: fzzzpop whoopa!
ICnerd: pshhhhhiitt… kaboooom!
TycoonAlex: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa klazaam!
ICnerd: chuggachuggachugga whammo!
TycoonAlex: the chugga chugga stopped me. that one was too good
ICnerd: i was seriously cracking up.. hard to type.. that was a
good game.. same time, next week?
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Tobin
Alex:Â I could be downloading some serious porn right now if it weren’t for all these damn AIM conversations.
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