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Ass March

Max — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:32:44 +0000

::While walking single file up a path::
Max: Sara you dropped…
Sara: Is there something wrong with my ass?!
Max:…your cigarettes.

Backside Pleasures

Billy — Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:52:01 +0000

Billy:It’s 3:30 the backside is closed by now.
Wes:The backside is always open for business!

Ready for My Closeup

Sean — Wed, 09 May 2001 21:49:11 +0000

“It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.”

- some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what

Motorcycling

Sean — Tue, 10 Apr 2001 02:44:37 +0000

(As we view Wes from the car behind, he takes the opportunity to meticulously adjust his leather jacket while at a stop light on his motorcycle)

Sean (in flighty Wes voice): Oh my, does this jacket make my ass look big?

That Ass Must Itch

Alex — Tue, 21 Mar 2000 05:51:26 +0000

Sean (reading upsetting new additions to quotes page): Let’s see… a couple fucks, a few shits, and a silly ass in a pear tree.

Presentation Skillz

Alex — Thu, 24 Feb 2000 03:19:00 +0000

Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your open hours were, he proceeded to moon them and slap his ass, saying “Here’s yo open hours ya dirty bastard!”

Seldom Sour

Alex — Tue, 21 Dec 1999 22:44:49 +0000

Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.

Ass Button?

Jen — Sat, 03 Apr 1999 04:50:18 +0000

Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy?
Sean: No….
Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button?
(A few minutes later.)
Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button.
(Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)

So Many Choices

Christy — Tue, 28 Jul 1998 23:00:15 +0000

I like cheese that tastes like ass.
-Debbie