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Bloobies Forever

Sean — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:46:18 +0000

(while talking on the phone)

Sarah: So you want me to pick you up some blueberry oatmeal?
Sean: What? Did you say bloobies?
Sarah: No. What are bloobies?
Sean: Sounds like a combination of blueberry and boobies.
Sarah: Ugh.
Sean: Smurf tits!
Sarah: You’re disgusting.

Magic Eye Boobs

Jen — Sat, 31 May 2008 00:04:44 +0000

(Jen is wearing a dress with a small busy pattern.)

Steve: Your dress is making me dizzy.
Jen: Sorry, I never realized, since I don’t have to look at it.
Steve: It’s like one of those posters with the hidden picture in it.
Jen: Ha ha, Magic Eye! Yeah, I’ve got a sailboat hidden over here on my shoulder.
Steve (making graphic hand gestures): Does it make, like, your boobs look bigger?
Jen: HELLO? Inappropriate!
Steve (musing): That would be GREAT.

She Screams that Everywhere

Sean — Thu, 06 Jun 2002 06:54:33 +0000

(while in Chilis, talking to an off duty waiter named Gregg. Gregg, btw, is the one that sings Happy Birthday opera style.)

Avery: Oh yeah, so you like the lakers?
Gregg: Yeah.
(sometime later)
(lakers score a basket)
Avery: Woooooh. Show us your tits!
(Gregg shakes his head, looks around as if to say “this girl is crazy”)

Bada Boom

Sean — Wed, 07 Nov 2001 00:20:40 +0000

Lora: fake boobs just walked in the library. she is very perky.
Alex: would fake boobs WALK into a place, or bounce into a place?
Lora: strut i think. boom bada boom bada boom.
(and sometime later…)
Alex: fake dick just walked into work. followed by his friend, real asshole.
Sean: are they into one another?
Alex: sort of in an out. very cyclical

All About Boob

Anonymous — Mon, 01 Feb 1999 20:23:40 +0000

Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.

Fresh Check

Lopaka — Mon, 22 Jun 1998 19:47:32 +0000

“Stop squeezing my fruit!” –Christy