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Assorted Chicken Parts

Sean — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 21:46:09 +0000

(employee trying to upsell additional items at a chinese restaurant)

Employee: Would you like our bbq chicken?
Beth: Is it white meat or dark meat?
Employee: It’s teriyaki!

Writing Tips

Alex — Tue, 09 Mar 2004 06:43:39 +0000

tobin: writing, it’s like reading, but you don’t know what it says until you make it.

Swift Words

Jen — Fri, 21 Jan 2000 19:23:36 +0000

Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree.
Sean: What does THAT mean?
Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church.
Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon.
Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes.

(a short time later…)
Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read it, but the first time you hear it…..yeah….

Still in the Office

Alex — Wed, 01 Dec 1999 05:53:02 +0000

Sean: Where am I?
Jen and Alex: *blank stares*
Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office.