Jen: i think we have plans to go look at cars
Sean: babymobiles?
Jen: REGULAR CARS
Sean: dodge minivan complete with a BABY ON BOARD placard
Jen: eat ten dicks
Sean: that’s so many. i’m not even hungry
Jen:well you should have thought of that before you got all smarty on me
now you got ten dicks and they ain’t gonna eat themselves
which reminds me it’s time for me to go get a sandwich
Sean: haha dick sandwich
Jen: hey whatever helps you get the dicks down
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opening presents
Dad: It plays DVDs and CDs.
Tessa (reading box): It does 400…..dicks. Uh, I mean discs!
Steve, Anna & Max (at once): In a row?! -
Tessa
Tessa: you’re such a prick!
Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one.
Tessa: So does that make you a dildo? -
Jen
Steve H. : Sgt. Dickerheimer just picked Matt up.
Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name.
Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better.
Jen: It’s a good one.
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