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    Jen: i think we have plans to go look at cars
    Sean: babymobiles?
    Jen: REGULAR CARS
    Sean: dodge minivan complete with a BABY ON BOARD placard
    Jen: eat ten dicks
    Sean: that’s so many. i’m not even hungry
    Jen:well you should have thought of that before you got all smarty on me
    now you got ten dicks and they ain’t gonna eat themselves
    which reminds me it’s time for me to go get a sandwich
    Sean: haha dick sandwich
    Jen: hey whatever helps you get the dicks down

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      Posted by: Sean 12:49 pm on June 3, 2011 | Tags: , dicks, , sandwich   
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    opening presents

    Dad: It plays DVDs and CDs.
    Tessa (reading box): It does 400…..dicks. Uh, I mean discs!
    Steve, Anna & Max (at once): In a row?!

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      Posted by: Sean 7:18 pm on December 25, 2005 | Tags: dicks, presents   
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    Tessa: you’re such a prick!
    Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one.
    Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?

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      Posted by: Tessa 2:15 am on July 4, 2004 | Tags: dicks   
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    Steve H. : Sgt. Dickerheimer just picked Matt up.
    Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name.
    Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better.
    Jen: It’s a good one.

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      Posted by: Jen 11:03 am on July 29, 2002 | Tags: dicks   
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