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    opening presents

    Dad: It plays DVDs and CDs.
    Tessa (reading box): It does 400…..dicks. Uh, I mean discs!
    Steve, Anna & Max (at once): In a row?!

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      Posted by: Sean 7:18 pm on December 25, 2005 | Tags: dicks, presents   

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    Tessa: you’re such a prick!
    Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one.
    Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?

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      Posted by: Tessa 2:15 am on July 4, 2004 | Tags: dicks   

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    Steve H. : Sgt. Dickerheimer just picked Matt up.
    Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name.
    Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better.
    Jen: It’s a good one.

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      Posted by: Jen 11:03 am on July 29, 2002 | Tags: dicks   

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