Quotes Page » dicks http://quotes.demonhood.com Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:00:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Dick Panini http://quotes.demonhood.com/2011/06/dick-panini/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2011/06/dick-panini/#comments Fri, 03 Jun 2011 20:49:41 +0000 Sean http://quotes.demonhood.com/?p=867 Jen: i think we have plans to go look at cars
Sean: babymobiles?
Jen: REGULAR CARS
Sean: dodge minivan complete with a BABY ON BOARD placard
Jen: eat ten dicks
Sean: that’s so many. i’m not even hungry
Jen:well you should have thought of that before you got all smarty on me
now you got ten dicks and they ain’t gonna eat themselves
which reminds me it’s time for me to go get a sandwich
Sean: haha dick sandwich
Jen: hey whatever helps you get the dicks down

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Dad: It plays DVDs and CDs.
Tessa (reading box): It does 400…..dicks. Uh, I mean discs!
Steve, Anna & Max (at once): In a row?!

]]> http://quotes.demonhood.com/2005/12/clerking/feed/ 0 Oddly Shaped Richard http://quotes.demonhood.com/2004/07/oddly-shaped-richard/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2004/07/oddly-shaped-richard/#comments Sun, 04 Jul 2004 10:15:12 +0000 Tessa http://quotes2.demonhood.com/?p=191 Tessa: you’re such a prick!
Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one.
Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?

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Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name.
Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better.
Jen: It’s a good one.

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