Quotes Page » dicks http://quotes.demonhood.com Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:34:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Clerking http://quotes.demonhood.com/2005/12/clerking/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2005/12/clerking/#comments Mon, 26 Dec 2005 03:18:32 +0000 Sean http://quotes2.demonhood.com/2005/clerking/ opening presents

Dad: It plays DVDs and CDs.
Tessa (reading box): It does 400…..dicks. Uh, I mean discs!
Steve, Anna & Max (at once): In a row?!

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Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one.
Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?

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Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name.
Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better.
Jen: It’s a good one.

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