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C+++++

Jen — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 00:15:09 +0000

Coworker 1: Chicks dig C++.
Coworker 2: Not C, though.
1: Not C?
2: No way, man. C’s just…*shrugs*. But C++ is like, ninja shit.

Now Read this FAQ

Sean — Tue, 30 Mar 2004 21:59:27 +0000

Shasta: So I was reading the cover of Network Magazine the other day..
Paka (interrupting): Wait wait! Say that again, slowly. It turns me on.

An Accurate Map

Sean — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 21:29:55 +0000

(Sean puts on a Mac OS X t-shirt that prominently displays a big blue X)

Jess: Hey look, X marks the geek!

Mustard Bandwidth

Sean — Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:35:27 +0000

(around lunchtime, in two different locations)

alex: man i’m so hungry
sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich
alex: then feed it to me
sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol
alex: stupid cox.
alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day
alex: it was digilicious

Hand Over the Lunch Money

Stevem — Fri, 04 Jan 2002 21:21:21 +0000

SMcGheek: randall is one big nerd: http://www.isber.ucsb.edu/~randall/l400/

SMcGheek: he got that computer today.

JenRHock: randalls such a big nerd, even I wanna beat him up and take his lunch money.

SMcGheek: well put

SMcGheek: i might have to quote you on that

JenRHock: thats fine. that nerd compiled his own custom kernel.

JenRHock: he should be warned the beating is coming.

SMcGheek: but somehow cant seem to make a link to show it off. lame nerd.

JenRHock: his nerdness has no staying power.

Terminal Velocities

Jen — Wed, 03 Oct 2001 23:04:24 +0000

Narfa5 (2:46:57 PM): stupid physics lab
Narfa5 (2:47:07 PM): it hates me and i hate it more
JenRHock (2:57:05 PM): i hate you too.
Narfa5 (2:57:38 PM): i think you and physics lab would get along well
JenRHock (2:58:46 PM): we should have babies.
Narfa5 (2:59:03 PM): mmm…little vectors
Narfa5 (2:59:42 PM): you could throw them off cliffs and they’d tell you what their velocity was at the time of impact
JenRHock (3:00:05 PM): you’d be a wonderful mother.

Constant Carry

Stevem — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 17:07:20 +0000

rehren: i’ll install it after work.
rehren: i have the cd in my pocket
SMcGheek: hah. ok.
SMcGheek: just walkin around with software on you, eh?
rehren: always

Handy Down

Stevem — Thu, 31 May 2001 23:26:42 +0000

rehren: handy down parts suck.
SMcGheek: its hand-me down.
rehren: oh.

[later]
stevem@redigital:[~] % e “randall said you said you’d go if we went” | al
Message from bushwacker@redigital.org on ttyp1 at 15:22 …
randall also said ‘handy downs’
EOF

Jedi Transfer Protocol

Stevem — Tue, 29 May 2001 21:32:58 +0000

rehren: k. ftp only access he has.

SMcGheek: thanks yoda.

Eudora Master

Alex — Fri, 27 Apr 2001 00:20:41 +0000

alex: does anyone here claim to know eudora well?
steve hock: i could claim it, but then i’d be a liar as well as a eudora expert.

This Rag Better Be Clean

Jen — Tue, 18 Apr 2000 17:15:14 +0000

(Andy walks in out of the rain.)
Andy: Can you toss me a rag?
(Jennifer tosses him a rag.)
Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby…

They’re a Lovely People

Alex — Mon, 17 Apr 2000 06:45:17 +0000

Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american.
Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania.
Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called?
Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!

Unix Danger

Lopaka — Mon, 17 Apr 2000 03:42:23 +0000

Wes: Someone is going to send you an email.
Lopaka: Who?
Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!

Hex Sex

Jen — Thu, 16 Mar 2000 02:17:29 +0000

Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid.
Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B.
Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck!
Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”.
Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.)
Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading.

CSS Mistress

Jen — Fri, 03 Mar 2000 07:55:38 +0000

Alex: Do you care about me, Sean?
Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets.
Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface.
(And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing.

All of It

Jen — Fri, 03 Mar 2000 07:00:14 +0000

Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le!
F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate!

Easy and Long

Alex — Thu, 10 Feb 2000 18:32:50 +0000

Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time.
Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter *
Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.

Multimedia Strippers?

Alex — Sun, 19 Dec 1999 17:46:30 +0000

Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC?
Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.

Married With Scripts

Jen — Thu, 09 Dec 1999 02:54:50 +0000

(in threatening Austrian accents)
Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript.
Sean: Why don’t you marry them?
Alex: Maybe I will.
Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.

BANNER

Jen — Mon, 25 Oct 1999 02:35:19 +0000

Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!