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Especially for the Slug

Sean — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 03:07:27 +0000

Sarah: Nothing takes the romance out of a moment like stepping on a slug.

(runs off into the bathroom to wipe off her foot)

Don’t Ask Questions

Sean — Fri, 22 Mar 2002 06:31:24 +0000

tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.

Time to Switch Brands

Sean — Wed, 03 Mar 1999 01:06:44 +0000

Christy: Ew! There’s hair in my private time soda!

Meat Holes

Lambert — Sat, 09 Jan 1999 07:40:03 +0000

Christy: “I really wish there was meat in donuts. I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”

Storytime is Over

Anonymous — Thu, 02 Jul 1998 07:29:54 +0000

(excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)

Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
(time passes)
Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!

-Anonymous