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Peel Em Early

Sean — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:34:33 +0000

Billy: I like em really young and raw.
So they don’t taste like bananas.

Who’s the Lettuce

Sean — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:52:38 +0000

Christine: I can drive.
Sean: Cool.
Christine: So it’ll be you, me, Paka, Vince and Brian in my car.
{Vince walks up}
Christine: I’m gonna be in a man sandwich all day!
Vince: What the hell!

Taking it for the Team

Jen — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 21:40:27 +0000

Jen: I am the You of this campus right now.
Sean: An enviable position to be sure.
Jen: It’s okay, but I can’t get used to all this bending over.
Sean: You get used to it eventually. I mean…hey!

Allergic

Jen — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 21:17:17 +0000

Frink: I don’t like nuts. They make my mouth itch.

Mostly the Soft Taffy

Sean — Mon, 02 Jun 2003 20:47:25 +0000

Alex: Jen always gets scared when I pull my candy out too soon.

So Polite

Alex — Tue, 02 Jul 2002 04:09:14 +0000

sean: snatch, always a pleasure

MASSiVE

Alex — Tue, 04 Jun 2002 17:43:04 +0000

sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…

Good Girl

Alex — Mon, 20 Aug 2001 16:12:41 +0000

lora: I played with it until it discharged.

Messy Eaters

Alex — Tue, 08 Feb 2000 03:55:24 +0000

Alex: I don’t want the frosting to get on the napkin.
Jen: I don’t care where it goes as long as it ends up in my mouth at some point.

Carnal Candy

Jen — Fri, 25 Jun 1999 00:39:02 +0000

Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip.
(Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.)

Cleanup is a Bitch

Sean — Sat, 19 Jun 1999 00:02:46 +0000

Jennifer (to Wes about Christy): “Good thing you stopped her. She was about to feel special all over the office.”

Stroke School

Jen — Fri, 23 Apr 1999 18:48:32 +0000

Alex: I know how to stroke.
Christy: Your mama taught you that.
Alex: You taught me that! You sat me down and taught me how to stroke an image.

Lots of Alphabet Left

Josh — Thu, 28 Jan 1999 21:53:47 +0000

Josh (to Naseem) – What are you up to right now?
Naseem – (pause) Kash…..
Phil – You’re up to Kash?? blink blink
Sean – What does that mean?
Mike – I don’t know.. but it sounds illegal…