Quotes Page » oops http://quotes.demonhood.com Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:34:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Snort Job http://quotes.demonhood.com/2008/01/snort-job/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2008/01/snort-job/#comments Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:53:29 +0000 Sean http://quotes2.demonhood.com/?p=496 (while discussing sexual “oops” moments at the local pub)

Brian: ‘Oops’ is a myth even in my most drunken moments. There’s no oops. That would be like a girl saying “Oops, I went down on you with my nostril!” True story, a girl did actually go down on me once with her nostril…

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Randall: Wow, you look kind of fat.
(Everyone is shocked.)
Randall: I mean, because you’re actually so skinny… I should think before I talk.

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Lopaka:  Who?
Wes:  What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
Lopaka:  Oh sh!t.  He erased the quotes page!!!!

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