(while playing with a friend’s cats)
Jess: The cats are licking their own crotches. I’m not sure whether to be grossed out or jealous.
(while playing with a friend’s cats)
Jess: The cats are licking their own crotches. I’m not sure whether to be grossed out or jealous.
Alex: I don’t want the frosting to get on the napkin.
Jen: I don’t care where it goes as long as it ends up in my mouth at some point.
Jen: Sean, if you don’t take that thing out of your mouth right now, I’m gonna shove the VACO key up your nose!
“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)
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