Quotes Page » oral sex http://quotes.demonhood.com Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:00:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 And Give up the Drugs? http://quotes.demonhood.com/2009/06/and-give-up-the-drugs/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2009/06/and-give-up-the-drugs/#comments Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:10:20 +0000 Sean http://quotes2.demonhood.com/2009/and-give-up-the-drugs/ (while discussing the FDA’s new power over cigarettes)

Sean: They should separate the Drugs from the FDA. They should just do food.
Brian: Right, so what does the FDA even regulate now?
Sean: Things you put in your mouth?
Brian: Bah. They should be the Food and Dick Administration.
Sean: Uhh…
Brian: Wait, not that I put those in my mouth!

]]> http://quotes.demonhood.com/2009/06/and-give-up-the-drugs/feed/ 0 Beaver Diddies http://quotes.demonhood.com/2003/09/beaver-diddies/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2003/09/beaver-diddies/#comments Fri, 12 Sep 2003 06:11:05 +0000 Alex http://quotes2.demonhood.com/?p=355 tobin:
I think I prefer “songs to which one ought to eat twat” for an album title, reserving “cunilingus ditty” for the hit single.

Other songs include “greasy smile”, “it only smells like fish”, “I found the boat, where’s the man”, and the anthem sing-a-long “tasty pink taco”

]]> http://quotes.demonhood.com/2003/09/beaver-diddies/feed/ 0 The Chin Misses Them So http://quotes.demonhood.com/2002/03/the-chin-misses-them-so/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2002/03/the-chin-misses-them-so/#comments Tue, 05 Mar 2002 20:29:30 +0000 Alex http://quotes2.demonhood.com/?p=376 echo conversation:
tobin: I’ll go grab one.
alex: grab something else for me, would ya? MY NUTS

tobin: where’d you leave ‘em? I couldn’t find ‘em in their regular place…. MY CHIN

]]> http://quotes.demonhood.com/2002/03/the-chin-misses-them-so/feed/ 0