Quotes Page » overheard http://quotes.demonhood.com Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:34:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 They’ll Spend it on Math! http://quotes.demonhood.com/2009/03/theyll-spend-it-on-math/ http://quotes.demonhood.com/2009/03/theyll-spend-it-on-math/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:51:58 +0000 Sean http://quotes2.demonhood.com/2009/theyll-spend-it-on-math/ (an asian sorority is giving out fundraiser fliers for Panda Express.)
(meanwhile, in line)

Girl (eyeing form in boyfriend’s hand): Do you really want to give them 20% of your money?
Boyfriend: Hmm?
Girl: You know. (whispers) The asians.

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Random Male Student: I’m not sure yet. He did ask me to taste his semen.

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Woman 1: It was the cat’s meow!
Woman 2: I thought it was the cat’s pajamas.
Woman 1: The cat’s vagina?
Woman 2: Yeah, that’s totally it.

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Man: Nah, it won’t work out. Preschool teachers never give you a happy ending.

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Guy 1: I mean, you can stick a lit cigarette up your ass and nothing will happen.
Guy 2: Well, you might get burned.
Guy 1: Sure, but the filter should help with that.

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- some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what

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