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That’s Not Racial Transcendence, Pt. 2

Jen — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 05:55:08 +0000

Jen: Hey, nobody’s talking about the Klan here. I just indicated that us white people had a meeting where we decided what kinds of actors we like.
Torrell: That’s true, Mexicans do the same thing.
Jen: La Raza!
Torrell: No, we get our business done at quinceañeras.

That’s Not Racial Transcendence, Pt. 1

Jen — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 05:45:20 +0000

Jen: What are you watching?
Torrell: Marine 2.
Jen: Who’s in it?
Torrell: I don’t know. You might recognize him, though. He looks like the kind of action-type actor that white people would like.

(After careful consideration of the main character.)
Jen: Nope, sorry. I don’t recognize that guy. He must not have been at the last white peoples’ meeting.
Torrell: You’re talking about the Klan, right?

They’ll Spend it on Math!

Sean — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:51:58 +0000

(an asian sorority is giving out fundraiser fliers for Panda Express.)
(meanwhile, in line)

Girl (eyeing form in boyfriend’s hand): Do you really want to give them 20% of your money?
Boyfriend: Hmm?
Girl: You know. (whispers) The asians.

No, You’re Wearing Mittens

Lopaka — Tue, 23 Nov 2004 18:46:39 +0000

(Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork)

Shasta: Is this because I’m white?