(Tyler enters the bar, covered in a layer of sweat from dancing for hours at a club)
Christine: Tyler, you’re really sweaty.
Tyler: Christine, you DON’T want to have sex with me. My wife has to hold up dish towels to my face when we do it because I sweat so much.
*shocked pause*
Tyler (gesturing): Hey Sean, come listen to what I just told Christine!
(the mocking sean hour continues)
jen: do you wear the sorting hat when you go online to harry potter sex chatrooms?
sean: how do you think i get all the witches?
jen: i really don’t want to think about that
“I sort you into the house that dances around a little and takes off your clothes, and I sort you two into the house that gets a little drunk and makes out with each other at parties, and I sort you to the house that sits on my lap and laughs hilariously at everything I say. Accio condoms!”
Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex?
Auto response from SMcGheek: in class..
Deter7: heheheh
(after an advertisement on tv for some new medicine)
alex: I hate when depression medicine gets in the way of my sex.
sean: i hate when sex gets in the way of my depression
Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them
Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….
Sean: What were they thinking? There’s no sex in the server room.
Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm.
Steve: Goodnight!