(At the Santa Barbara Sunday art walk by the beach, a vaguely hispanic vendor who’s definitely not speaking Spanish sells palm tree seed necklaces for $25)

Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte.
Vendor: What? No, it’s $25.
Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte.
Vendor: *sigh* Ok, $20.
Middle-Aged White Guy: Gracias
*pause*
Middle-Aged White Guy: Vaya con dios.

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