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Saving Forking For Tonight

Billy: Phil, you missed it last night, Sean taught Alex how to spoon.

Posted byStevemJune 28, 1999February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: spooningLeave a comment on Saving Forking For Tonight

Carnal Candy

Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip. (Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.)

Posted byJenJune 24, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: candy, fun dip, innuendoLeave a comment on Carnal Candy

Very Alive…Now

Christine: (pulling on Billy’s keychain) Hey look….his pants are alive!

Posted bySeanJune 21, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: pantsLeave a comment on Very Alive…Now

Also Drunk

Christy: “I’m graduated.  Like a cylinder.”

Posted byLambertJune 21, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: academicsLeave a comment on Also Drunk

Cleanup is a Bitch

Jennifer (to Wes about Christy): “Good thing you stopped her. She was about to feel special all over the office.”

Posted bySeanJune 18, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, specialLeave a comment on Cleanup is a Bitch

Mmm, Monkey Brains

Ado: Doo doo doo, Monkey Brains, Monkey Brains…. Never has anything looked so gross but tasted soooo good.

Posted byAlexJune 18, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: food, monkeys, songLeave a comment on Mmm, Monkey Brains

A Real Man Now

Billy at Carrow’s: “Look everyone, i can make the snake grow.”

Posted byStevemJune 15, 1999February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penis, pubertyLeave a comment on A Real Man Now

Freak Penmanship

Sean: Yes I write all my letters from the bottom up. It’s freakish. If you saw me writing on a chalkboard you’d laugh. Just like my physics class. But they learned. (throws Mr. Happy at the floor demonically)

Posted byChristyJune 3, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: mr.happy, scary writingLeave a comment on Freak Penmanship

Page me Again!

(as the pager beeps) Billy: Ah yes, and the party begins in my pants.

Posted byAlexJune 1, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: pants, partyLeave a comment on Page me Again!

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