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Dance For Me!

Randall: Wait, how am I dead? Wait. Spectators: She shot you! (Christy begins firing and approaching Randall) Randall: Wait. Randall: WAIT! Randall: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! (Turns and flees screaming like a little girl)

Posted byAlexApril 26, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: water sportsLeave a comment on Dance For Me!

Stroke School

Alex: I know how to stroke. Christy: Your mama taught you that. Alex: You taught me that! You sat me down and taught me how to stroke an image.

Posted byJenApril 23, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, photoshopLeave a comment on Stroke School

But I Ain’t Free

Naseem:  I don’t cost any money.

Posted byAnonymousApril 20, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: moneyLeave a comment on But I Ain’t Free

Smooth to the Touch

Mike: Josh is a hit with all the blind women.

Posted byMikeoApril 18, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: datingLeave a comment on Smooth to the Touch

Spatially Retarded

Christy (walking to her chair while talking): I’m brilliant! {THUD}-Christy slips, missing her chair by a half mile.

Posted bySeanApril 12, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: brillianceLeave a comment on Spatially Retarded

Mayo?

Sean (to Wes): Can you have one meal where you don’t have mayonnaise on your face?

Posted byJenApril 10, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: food, messyLeave a comment on Mayo?

Ass Button?

Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy? Sean: No…. Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button? (A few minutes later.) Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button. (Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)

Posted byJenApril 2, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: ass, mr.happyLeave a comment on Ass Button?

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