Randall: Wait, how am I dead? Wait.
Spectators: She shot you!
(Christy begins firing and approaching Randall)
Randall: Wait.
Randall: WAIT!
Randall: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! (Turns and flees screaming like a little girl)
Updates from April, 1999 Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts
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Alex
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Jen
Alex: I know how to stroke.
Christy: Your mama taught you that.
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Anonymous
Naseem: I don’t cost any money.
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Mikeo
Mike: Josh is a hit with all the blind women.
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Sean
Christy (walking to her chair while talking): I’m brilliant!
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Jen
Sean (to Wes): Can you have one meal where you don’t have mayonnaise on your face?
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Jen
Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy?
Sean: No….
Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button?
(A few minutes later.)
Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button.
(Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)
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