Updates from April, 1999 Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts

  • Alex 3:09 pm on April 26, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: water sports   

    Randall: Wait, how am I dead? Wait.
    Spectators: She shot you!
    (Christy begins firing and approaching Randall)
    Randall: Wait.
    Randall: WAIT!
    Randall: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! (Turns and flees screaming like a little girl)

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  • Jen 10:48 am on April 23, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , photoshop   

    Alex: I know how to stroke.
    Christy: Your mama taught you that.
    Alex: You taught me that! You sat me down and taught me how to stroke an image.

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  • Anonymous 8:22 pm on April 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: money   

    Naseem:  I don’t cost any money.

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  • Mikeo 3:21 pm on April 18, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dating   

    Mike: Josh is a hit with all the blind women.

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  • Sean 10:05 pm on April 12, 1999 Permalink | Reply

    Christy (walking to her chair while talking): I’m brilliant!
    {THUD}-Christy slips, missing her chair by a half mile.

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  • Jen 7:49 pm on April 10, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , messy   

    Sean (to Wes): Can you have one meal where you don’t have mayonnaise on your face?

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  • Jen 8:50 pm on April 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy?
    Sean: No….
    Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button?
    (A few minutes later.)
    Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button.
    (Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)

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