Jen: but would I be a bad person? Alex: no. you’ll have to do better than that. Jen: um….I recently robbed and pillaged a nunnery, and after I turned the nuns out completely nude, and sold the nunnery to a chain of grocery stores. Jen: “St. Albertsons” Alex: that’s pretty good, but still far too …
Monthly Archives: February 2000
Scottish Roulette
Alex: You can’t play Russian Roulette with a cap gun, Sean. Sean: SURE you can, you just go deaf.
Presentation Skillz
Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your …
Were We Drunk?
Tod’s Fairwell Dinner – The little yellow sheet (all of these comments were written over the course of Tod’s dinner by the various people in attendence. since none of them are labeled, they are completely anonymous) For a good time call 571-7557 (phil’s # during the summer) I am an alien taken this paper form. …
So Logical
Sean: If I were immortal, I’d become the best skater in the world cause I wouldn’t spend time doing anything else. Alex: Where would you get money to live? Sean: Dude, I’d be immortal. You don’t see any poor immortals around, do you?! Alex: I don’t…. immortals…. I….
So Pissed
Sean (on being a sappy person in a bad mood): And I’m pissed off… that there aren’t more butterflies in the world, damnit!
Easy and Long
Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time. Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter * Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.
Messy Eaters
Alex: I don’t want the frosting to get on the napkin. Jen: I don’t care where it goes as long as it ends up in my mouth at some point.
That’s a lot of Twinkle
(after andy claimed he was responsible for the pearl harbor attack, coincidentally (sp?) on his birthday) Wes: Andy, you weren’t even a twinkle in someone’s twinkle then!