Jen: there is an ad on a webpage that says “Shop Now! Adult Costumes”, but the lady in the picture is fully clothed and dressed as just a slightly bosomy Queen of Hearts
so i am confused. is this an online store for grown-up sized costumes, or a store where i can buy costumes to make me look like a slut?

Sean: grown up costumes for people that want to go out for halloween, but not be slutty.
also available – non-sexy librarian

Jen: nobody likes stores like that

Sean: frumpy teacher

Jen: Professional Nurse

Sean: ha. she’s good at her job, she doesn’t need to be a whore

Jen: Inhumanoid Alien

Sean: Grouchy Policewoman

Jen: Policewoman with Practical Boots

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