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The Horses are Sore Too

(as Wes stretches after getting off his motorcycle) Wes: Argh…I’m saddle sore from fucking horses.

Posted bySeanApril 29, 2001February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: beastialityLeave a comment on The Horses are Sore Too

Eudora Master

alex: does anyone here claim to know eudora well? steve hock: i could claim it, but then i’d be a liar as well as a eudora expert.

Posted byAlexApril 26, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: geekLeave a comment on Eudora Master

It Almost Works Too

*bored at work, singing garth brooks* alex: “troubles I forgot ’em, I buried ’em in the sand. So bring me two pina coladas…” *pause* alex: line? tobin: “heeeeey macarena!”

Posted byAlexApril 26, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: lyricsLeave a comment on It Almost Works Too

McFly

alex: We need an office skateboard here like we had at IC. tobin: Dude, this is the Institute for Theoretical Physics… we need an office hoverboard!

Posted byAlexApril 10, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: hoverboards, physicsLeave a comment on McFly

Motorcycling

(As we view Wes from the car behind, he takes the opportunity to meticulously adjust his leather jacket while at a stop light on his motorcycle) Sean (in flighty Wes voice): Oh my, does this jacket make my ass look big?

Posted bySeanApril 9, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: assLeave a comment on Motorcycling

Not a Disney Fan

bored at work, alex sings the mickey mouse club song hoping for backup from sean alex: M I C… sean: r o p h o n e? alex: K E Y… sean: m a s t e r? alex: M O U S E! sean: e r c i s e!

Posted byAlexApril 9, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: disney, lyricsLeave a comment on Not a Disney Fan

Sinking Feeling

while on a work-out kick alex: I’m going to go get the weights out of the shed in back. stevem: Why, is it getting too heavy?

Posted byAlexApril 7, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: workoutLeave a comment on Sinking Feeling

Snails Take it Slow

sean:… then a snail spoke to me in latin. then i wet myself. then the story ended. did the snail speak to you too alex: he’s speaking to me right now. he says you were a good lay. tobin: wow, he really puts the “go” in escargot!

Posted byAlexApril 6, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: randomLeave a comment on Snails Take it Slow

Or Harlots

ive got 4 or 5 girls that want to play. the only stipulation is that they are to be referred to as my harem. – steve

Posted byRandallApril 5, 2001January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: harem, ladiesLeave a comment on Or Harlots

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