(as Wes stretches after getting off his motorcycle)
Wes: Argh…I’m saddle sore from fucking horses.
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Alex
alex: does anyone here claim to know eudora well?
steve hock: i could claim it, but then i’d be a liar as well as a eudora expert. -
Alex
*bored at work, singing garth brooks*
alex: “troubles I forgot ’em, I buried ’em in the sand. So bring me two pina coladas…”
*pause*
alex: line?
tobin: “heeeeey macarena!” -
Alex
alex: We need an office skateboard here like we had at IC.
tobin: Dude, this is the Institute for Theoretical Physics… we need an office hoverboard! -
Sean
(As we view Wes from the car behind, he takes the opportunity to meticulously adjust his leather jacket while at a stop light on his motorcycle)
Sean (in flighty Wes voice): Oh my, does this jacket make my ass look big?
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Alex
bored at work, alex sings the mickey mouse club song hoping for backup from sean
alex: M I C…
sean: r o p h o n e?
alex: K E Y…
sean: m a s t e r?
alex: M O U S E!
sean: e r c i s e! -
Alex
while on a work-out kick
alex: I’m going to go get the weights out of the shed in back.
stevem: Why, is it getting too heavy? -
Alex
sean:… then a snail spoke to me in latin. then i wet myself. then the story ended. did the snail speak to you too
alex: he’s speaking to me right now. he says you were a good lay.
tobin: wow, he really puts the “go” in escargot! -
Randall
ive got 4 or 5 girls that want to play. the only stipulation is that they are to be referred to as my harem.
- steve
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