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  • Anonymous 6:16 pm on June 1, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Tobin: Mmm, dick bread.

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  • Praxis 12:20 pm on May 27, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: tossed salad, tossing   

    Justin: I hate it when they forget to toss my salad and I have to do it myself.

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  • Alex 12:30 pm on May 20, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , time   

    Andy: So I got this time management book from my birthday, I haven’t had
    time to read it yet….
    ya know, I got it like two years ago…

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  • Jen 8:13 pm on May 18, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Christine, rubbing the back of Wes’s head: He could have been a golden retriever in another life.
    (and later)
    Wes: Whaddya mean COULDA been?

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  • Stevem 8:59 pm on May 15, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    begin aim conversation:
    ICnerd: blizzablam!
    TycoonAlex: whaboom!
    ICnerd: chachink! kablam!
    TycoonAlex: fzzzpop whoopa!
    ICnerd: pshhhhhiitt… kaboooom!
    TycoonAlex: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa klazaam!
    ICnerd: chuggachuggachugga whammo!
    TycoonAlex: the chugga chugga stopped me. that one was too good
    ICnerd: i was seriously cracking up.. hard to type.. that was a
    good game.. same time, next week?
    end aim conversation

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  • Alex 7:44 pm on May 8, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: fear, fish   

    Colin: I’m going home, that fish keeps looking at me
    Alex: I think he wants to fight you… my money’s on the fish, he’s mean.
    Colin: That’s not fair, he’s not afraid of me

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  • Alex 11:33 pm on May 1, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: free stuff   

    *As he puts on a jacket from the lost & found*
    Tobin: Next time someone loses a jacket, they should really lose a size smaller

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  • Alex 4:33 pm on April 23, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: brains   

    Lora: *Pointing at her own head* Do you ever get that “empty feeling” RIGHT HERE?

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  • Alex 9:39 am on April 19, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Billy: Wanna know something disturbing? I called to check my credit card balance and the guy on the phone asked for my account number. When I gave it to him, he said “hee hee hee” and the line went dead.

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  • Shasta 10:51 am on April 18, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: suit,   

    (Lopaka walks by in a suit-looking ready for Wall Street)
    (Matt stops dead in his tracks-looking scared)
    Matt:  Oh shit. (waits) What are you doing?
    Lopaka:  Applying for your position.

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  • Jen 9:15 am on April 18, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , priorities   

    (Andy walks in out of the rain.)
    Andy: Can you toss me a rag?
    (Jennifer tosses him a rag.)
    Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby…

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  • Jen 8:55 am on April 18, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Christine: He was so cute…”You’re the cutest little Nazi I ever saw.”

    (Regarding Edward Norton in American History X)

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  • Alex 7:41 pm on April 17, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , vday   

    Sean: I guess Valentine’s Day brings out the desparation in all of us.
    Alex: *blank stare*
    Sean: *apologetic* NOT to say that you’re not an attractive man….

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  • Alex 4:42 pm on April 17, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean tells Alex about a segment on Dateline NBC about a kid who was born a boy but raised a girl because his circumcision was botched.
    Sean: [continued]…hehe, that was the title.
    Alex: it was called “hehe”?
    Alex: that’s cruel.
    Sean: it was called “neener neener neener you don’t gotta weener”

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  • Alex 11:12 am on April 17, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , groupies, sarcasm   

    Sean: cuz gee willickers batman, we shouldn’t have to think hard before we have lunch and screw some groupies

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  • Alex 10:45 pm on April 16, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american.
    Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania.
    Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called?
    Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!

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  • Lopaka 7:42 pm on April 16, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Wes:  Someone is going to send you an email.
    Lopaka:  Who?
    Wes:  What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
    Lopaka:  Oh sh!t.  He erased the quotes page!!!!

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  • Alex 10:54 am on April 16, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Tobin: I just got that sudden urge to go play with my poop again.

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  • Tobin 8:15 pm on April 15, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them
    Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….

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  • Alex 2:47 pm on April 15, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: You ever have an event in life the aftermath of which gives you the ability to relate to sappy sad 80’s songs?
    Tobin: Yeah….
    Tobin: I have no idea what you’re talking about right now.

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  • Alex 4:50 pm on April 8, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: lesbians   

    Alex: … anyway, I used to think that girl was really cute when I watched that show.
    Christy: Well I used to think that too, until I decided that I wasn’t a lesbian.
    Alex: That must have been a hard choice to make.
    Sean: Yes, but we all have to make that decision at some point in our lives.

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  • Stevem 12:09 pm on April 2, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dedication,   

    overheard while walking to phelps
    girl: no, sorry, i cant. i have to help my ex-boyfriend wax his chest.

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  • Anonymous 11:16 pm on March 28, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ninja   

    Sean, while wearing black clothes, hockey skates and a ski mask: “This is what’s called my friendly look. I think it says ‘Hey, I’m approachable.'”

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  • Tobin 1:19 pm on March 23, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex:  I could be downloading some serious porn right now if it weren’t for all these damn AIM conversations.

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  • Alex 9:51 pm on March 20, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean (reading upsetting new additions to quotes page): Let’s see… a couple fucks, a few shits, and a silly ass in a pear tree.

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  • Jen 6:17 pm on March 15, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , hex,   

    Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid.
    Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B.
    Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck!
    Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”.
    Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.)
    Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading.

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  • Alex 9:00 pm on March 12, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , gasping   

    Jen: !’m n0t g0ing to be d0wn there f0r g@$ping @nd n0 fucking!

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  • Alex 2:09 pm on March 8, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: choking   

    Jen: I was drinking coke – *gasp* – and then I was laughing – *gasp* – and then the coke was in my throat – *gasp* – and then the coke started going back up my throat – *gasp* – and then I had to lie on the ground and try to make it go back down my throat – *sigh* – and it burns…..

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  • Jen 11:55 pm on March 2, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: Do you care about me, Sean?
    Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets.
    Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface.
    (And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing.

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  • Jen 11:00 pm on March 2, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le!
    F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate!

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