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  • Sean 10:40 pm on November 18, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Danger   

    (after some jokes involving knives & hobos in which it is insinuated that Sean is stabby)

    Dave: Better be careful with the way you dress Sarah. Sean might mistake you for a hobo.

    (awkward murdering silence as everyone examines Sarah’s attire)

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  • Sean 9:14 pm on June 15, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: clipboards, easy way out   

    (a college-aged woman stands outside a supermarket with a clipboard. random guy approaches)

    Woman: Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to save our oceans from pollution?
    Man (stopping): Save our oceans from what?
    Woman: From ocean pollution.
    The man stares at her blankly. He’s stuck.
    Man: Yeah, I have no idea what that is.
    Woman (mouth slightly open): Ok. Thanks for your time.

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