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That’s a Relief

Sean: Christy, we can never get you one of those stress relief balls because you would break it and get stress juice all over the place.

Posted byWesFebruary 28, 1999January 28, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: mess, stressLeave a comment on That’s a Relief

Stretched Thin

Phil: Sean, do you want to answer some Mac questions? Sean: More than ever… Wes: Hey, he was answering some here!

Posted byChristyFebruary 27, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: eager beaverLeave a comment on Stretched Thin

Suck All Around

Jennifer: So, you’ve spent an entire day trying to make something work, and it still sucks. Mike: That’s my job.

Posted byJenFebruary 22, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: suck, workplaceLeave a comment on Suck All Around

I Pay Well

Josh: I’m my own bitch

Posted byJenFebruary 18, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: bitchLeave a comment on I Pay Well

It was All Consensual

Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm. Steve: Goodnight!

Posted byJenFebruary 9, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: parents, sex, violence, wtfLeave a comment on It was All Consensual

With Labcoats

Christy: He was kind of like lab. We experimented frequently.

Posted byChristyFebruary 3, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: fooling around, scienceLeave a comment on With Labcoats

All About Boob

Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.

Posted byAnonymousFebruary 1, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: boobsLeave a comment on All About Boob

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