ean: you can’t plant every seed Piper: Oh, Dude…Now you tell me Piper: all that waisted seed Sean: and pumpkin/human hybrids……that’s a no go too Piper: you been fucking pumpkins?! Piper: –silence— Sean: the pumpkin lies! Sean: i never touched that pumpkin.
Monthly Archives: August 2001
Good Girl
lora: I played with it until it discharged.
So I Did
stevem: I could carve rock with my nipples right now.
Emotional Rollercoaster
alexatitp: that is really weird SMcGheek: yuppers alexatitp: yuppers? SMcGheek: yup alexatitp: steve, is that you? SMcGheek: ya SMcGheek: i dont know what came over me. im sorry. SMcGheek: [shame] alexatitp: [embarrasment] SMcGheek: [vengance] alexatitp: [fear] SMcGheek: [rage] alexatitp: [dirty underpants] SMcGheek: [slaughter] alexatitp: [death?] SMcGheek: [guilt] SMcGheek: [denial] alexatitp: [haunting] SMcGheek: [acceptance] alexatitp: [appearance …
Upstanding Citizens Part 2
(the night continues…see previous quote) Samantha (fairly intoxicated): I give good head. (everyone starts laughing) Samantha: I do. Jermaine: What?! No you don’t. You give shitty head. (laughter grows) Samantha: Not on humans. Duh. Animals. They’re much easier. With their little weewees. Joe (laughing uncontrollably): Stop stop! I can’t handle anymore. No more animal sex!
Upstanding Citizens Part 1
(while walking in a group down the streets of the local college town) Samantha (approaching random guy): Hey, how’re you doing? Random Guy: Real good. Samantha: What would it take to get you on all fours? Random Guy: Um, a lot. Samantha: That’s too bad. You’re not the goat I’m looking for. Bahhhhh! Bye.
Dick Brownies
Lora: but where is the extra money coming from in order to get this tax cut Lopaka: the tax cut is retro from last year Sean: the extra money is from a government surplus Steve: bake sales Sean: cheney was sweating over the oven for hours with those brownies Lora: that’s my dick Steve: whoa