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  • Anonymous 7:04 pm on May 30, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: waiting   

    (Heard by people in the lobby while I was complaining about an upgrade)

    Me: I don’t want to spend Friday night waiting for some dude to call!

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  • Jen 4:04 pm on May 30, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , dizzy   

    (Jen is wearing a dress with a small busy pattern.)

    Steve: Your dress is making me dizzy.
    Jen: Sorry, I never realized, since I don’t have to look at it.
    Steve: It’s like one of those posters with the hidden picture in it.
    Jen: Ha ha, Magic Eye! Yeah, I’ve got a sailboat hidden over here on my shoulder.
    Steve (making graphic hand gestures): Does it make, like, your boobs look bigger?
    Jen: HELLO? Inappropriate!
    Steve (musing): That would be GREAT.

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  • Jen 10:16 am on May 21, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Jen: Creepy.
    Sean: It’s a small and creepy world.

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  • Jen 9:31 am on May 21, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: shy   

    Steve: I suspect that he misdiagnosed shyness as a hernia.

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  • Sean 11:12 pm on May 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: clubbing,   

    a man wearing a cowboy hat at a night club approaches Jen from behind. he stands inches away, dancing suggestively behind her

    Christine: Jen, don’t turn around.
    Jen turns around.
    Jen (to the cowboy): Fuck off! You’re so very rude! Fuck off!
    Cowboy stammers a bit, then leaves.

    later

    Cowyboy: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude.
    Jen: Then stop being rude!

    even later

    Cowboy (holding unlit cigarette): Hey, do you guys have a light?
    Jen, Christine, Sean: No!

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