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Kill Mode Activated

Alex: I’ve gone into kill mode again. Phil: And how does that make you feel Alex? Alex: Fantastic.

Posted byPhilJuly 28, 1999January 28, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: killingLeave a comment on Kill Mode Activated

I Have an Equation

Lora: Could you date someone of below average attractiveness? Ado: Look, either you’re attracted to someone, or you aren’t! Billy: Wellllll, it depends on how much money they have.

Posted byAlexJuly 22, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: attraction, uglyLeave a comment on I Have an Equation

Man Makeup

Phil: I like the mascara. Alex: It suits you.

Posted byCharlybJuly 5, 1999January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: gender bendingLeave a comment on Man Makeup

Even Fuller

Sean: It’s always better to eat on a full stomach. (pause) Sh!t.

Posted byPhilJuly 2, 1999January 28, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: stomachLeave a comment on Even Fuller

It’s Me, Not You

Response to one of Ado’s emails:  Hi. This is the qmail-send program at as.ucsb.edu. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out. Ado: I think my email just broke up with me.

Posted byAlexJuly 1, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: geekLeave a comment on It’s Me, Not You

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