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Handy Down

rehren: handy down parts suck. SMcGheek: its hand-me down. rehren: oh. [later] stevem@redigital:[~] % e “randall said you said you’d go if we went” | al Message from bushwacker@redigital.org on ttyp1 at 15:22 … randall also said ‘handy downs’ EOF

Posted byStevemMay 31, 2001February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek, handy downLeave a comment on Handy Down

And Playing Left Field…

randall: hey lopaka, do you know who [female name] is? lopaka: nope, i don’t think so. randall: oh… well, she used to be a man.

Posted byAlexMay 31, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: gender, sex changeLeave a comment on And Playing Left Field…

Jedi Transfer Protocol

rehren: k. ftp only access he has. SMcGheek: thanks yoda.

Posted byStevemMay 29, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek, star warsLeave a comment on Jedi Transfer Protocol

Work Smerk

Tobin, walking in two and a half hours late for work *looks around blankly* Tobin: … oops. *goes about his business*

Posted byAlexMay 18, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: workplaceLeave a comment on Work Smerk

Polka Rockin

Dawn, in AIM: “argh! all i want is freaking jungle love by steve miller band! is that too much to ask?” (and later…) “ooh, found steve meisner band: jammin! polkas.” (even later…) “oh yeah, this polka is jammin! “

Posted byJenMay 14, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: aim, musicLeave a comment on Polka Rockin

With Nurse Crotch

“You’re lucky, here at the university we have the foremost researcher on Genital Warts, Dr.Cox.” – Completely serious ‘Human Sexuality’ professor.

Posted bySeanMay 9, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: college, stdLeave a comment on With Nurse Crotch

Polytheism Wins

“All those gods you made up in your head are figments of your imagination!” – Yelled by a man outside of a concert (Tori Amos, no less) carrying a sign that read “TRUST JESUS OR BURN IN HELL”

Posted bySeanMay 9, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: music, religionLeave a comment on Polytheism Wins

Ready for My Closeup

“It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.” – some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what

Posted bySeanMay 9, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: ass, college, overheardLeave a comment on Ready for My Closeup

Why Can’t I Stop

“I mean, who is this guy? And why is he watching me get naked?” – A comment from a friend, taken slightly out of context

Posted bySeanMay 9, 2001February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: voyeurismLeave a comment on Why Can’t I Stop

Sorry, Only Know a Carrows

“You don’t know where Denny’s is? You call yourself men?” – Drunken skanky hos in front of an AM/PM in Riverside, CA (this was said to me and a group of my friends. there is no better way to describe the group of ‘women’ that said this. trust me)

Posted bySeanMay 9, 2001Posted inUncategorizedTags: drunksLeave a comment on Sorry, Only Know a Carrows

Me Speel Gud

billy: How many “s”es are in “Rodman”?

Posted byAlexMay 5, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: spellingLeave a comment on Me Speel Gud

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