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  • Jen 10:34 pm on October 31, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: touching   

    Jen: Don’t touch me.
    Sean: I get that a lot.

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  • Jen 6:35 pm on October 24, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: comics,   

    Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!

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  • Alex 6:56 pm on October 23, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: creepy,   

    Alex: I love calling the new consultants and having them be scared of me on the phone.
    Sean: (pretending to call consultant)

    “I’m outside your window!
    I know you’re there!
    Is that your girlfriend?
    SHE’S PRETTY!”
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  • Charlyb 5:41 pm on October 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: I’m such an attractive man, it frightens me.

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  • Stevem 5:05 pm on October 14, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , toys   

    Alex: I’m going to the little boys room. To do little boy things.
    Sean: What, like go play with Hot Wheels?

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  • Alex 10:58 pm on October 12, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: sad,   

    Randall: (in the office, to Jennifer) Why don’t you go home?
    Jennifer: (in meek voice) I AM home.

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  • Alex 7:59 pm on October 9, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: brain, word salad   

    Jen: Oh shoot, I just go- duh- bu- ah- gu- … damn. I ran out of words.

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  • Jen 11:36 am on October 5, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: Do you like HANDY SNACKS? Perhaps you’re a fan… of big ass ham. Big ass ham!

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  • Phil 7:11 pm on October 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: piece of ass   

    Becca: (introducing Andy) This is Andy.  He makes a great piece of ass.

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  • Jen 10:37 pm on October 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: smooth   

    Randall (while calling to cover a shift): Uh…yes…can I speak to….hang on a sec…(tries to figure out which consultant he’s calling)…wait…(hangs up and bursts into hysterical laughter)

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