Jen: Don’t touch me.
Sean: I get that a lot.
Updates from October, 1999 Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts
-
Jen
-
Jen
Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!
-
Alex
Alex: I love calling the new consultants and having them be scared of me on the phone.
Sean: (pretending to call consultant)- “I’m outside your window!
- I know you’re there!
- Is that your girlfriend?
- SHE’S PRETTY!”
-
Charlyb
Alex: I’m such an attractive man, it frightens me.
-
Stevem
Alex: I’m going to the little boys room. To do little boy things.
Sean: What, like go play with Hot Wheels? -
Alex
Randall: (in the office, to Jennifer) Why don’t you go home?
Jennifer: (in meek voice) I AM home. -
Alex
Jen: Oh shoot, I just go- duh- bu- ah- gu- … damn. I ran out of words.
-
Jen
Alex: Do you like HANDY SNACKS? Perhaps you’re a fan… of big ass ham. Big ass ham!
-
Phil
Becca: (introducing Andy) This is Andy. He makes a great piece of ass.
-
Jen
Randall (while calling to cover a shift): Uh…yes…can I speak to….hang on a sec…(tries to figure out which consultant he’s calling)…wait…(hangs up and bursts into hysterical laughter)
Reply