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  • Sean 11:28 am on November 25, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: baby eating,   

    (while discussing Thanksgiving versus other holidays)
    Lee: Yeah, I’ve heard that Thanksgiving has the most babies consumed out of all the holidays.
    Sean, Tessa, Max: {blank stare}
    Lee: Conceived! Babies conceived! I don’t eat babies!

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  • Lopaka 10:46 am on November 23, 2004 Permalink | Reply
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    (Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork)

    Shasta: Is this because I’m white?

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  • Jen 10:10 am on November 23, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: age,   

    (Note: Stephen is 21 years old.)
    Stephen (answering a quiz question): Men in Black?
    Jen: Nope. You’re close.
    Stephen: Men in Black II.
    Jen: Right.
    Stephen: Sheesh. Who knew numbers were sooooo important? I didn’t. That’s why I’m 43 years old.

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  • Sean 9:41 am on November 21, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: homeless,   

    Billy: Damnit, I’m still waiting for a steak knife to cut this meat.
    Sean (jokingly reaching for his pocket): You can borrow my knife if you want.
    Billy: Ha, I just might at this point.
    Sean: On second thought, you don’t know where it’s been.
    Billy: Oh yeah?
    Sean: Yeah, you’d be cutting your food and then say “Hey, this tastes like homeless person!”

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  • Alex 3:59 pm on November 10, 2004 Permalink | Reply
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    steve m: ouch. boner burn!

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  • Alex 11:15 am on November 10, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: group sex   

    sean: as long as it ends in a threesome, i don’t care.

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  • Sean 10:08 am on November 8, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: condoms,   

    (the phone rings)
    Sean: Hello, this is Sean.
    Vanessa: Hi Sean. Um, do you have a key to the president’s office?
    Sean: Yeah, why?
    Vanessa: Can you come down here and unlock it? I have to put stickers on condoms.
    Sean: Uh, ok then.

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  • Sean 3:20 pm on November 1, 2004 Permalink | Reply
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    (standing in a group outside. a political operative approaches us, handing us free water with the label advertising for a local judicial candidate.)

    Shasta: Wait, I don’t know this guy. What if it’s evil poisoned republican water?

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