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Baby Nibbling

(while discussing Thanksgiving versus other holidays) Lee: Yeah, I’ve heard that Thanksgiving has the most babies consumed out of all the holidays. Sean, Tessa, Max: {blank stare} Lee: Conceived! Babies conceived! I don’t eat babies!

Posted bySeanNovember 25, 2004Posted inUncategorizedTags: baby eating, holidaysLeave a comment on Baby Nibbling

No, You’re Wearing Mittens

(Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork) Shasta: Is this because I’m white?

Posted byLopakaNovember 23, 2004February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: racismLeave a comment on No, You’re Wearing Mittens

43 is the New Pi

(Note: Stephen is 21 years old.) Stephen (answering a quiz question): Men in Black? Jen: Nope. You’re close. Stephen: Men in Black II. Jen: Right. Stephen: Sheesh. Who knew numbers were sooooo important? I didn’t. That’s why I’m 43 years old.

Posted byJenNovember 23, 2004Posted inUncategorizedTags: age, moviesLeave a comment on 43 is the New Pi

Cutting Humor

Billy: Damnit, I’m still waiting for a steak knife to cut this meat. Sean (jokingly reaching for his pocket): You can borrow my knife if you want. Billy: Ha, I just might at this point. Sean: On second thought, you don’t know where it’s been. Billy: Oh yeah? Sean: Yeah, you’d be cutting your food …

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Posted bySeanNovember 21, 2004Posted inUncategorizedTags: homeless, violence1 Comment on Cutting Humor

Wear Pants Around Flames

steve m: ouch. boner burn!

Posted byAlexNovember 10, 2004February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on Wear Pants Around Flames

Foursome Too Much?

sean: as long as it ends in a threesome, i don’t care.

Posted byAlexNovember 10, 2004February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: group sexLeave a comment on Foursome Too Much?

‘For Use on Penis’

(the phone rings) Sean: Hello, this is Sean. Vanessa: Hi Sean. Um, do you have a key to the president’s office? Sean: Yeah, why? Vanessa: Can you come down here and unlock it? I have to put stickers on condoms. Sean: Uh, ok then.

Posted bySeanNovember 8, 2004Posted inUncategorizedTags: condoms, workplaceLeave a comment on ‘For Use on Penis’

Warmongering H20

(standing in a group outside. a political operative approaches us, handing us free water with the label advertising for a local judicial candidate.) Shasta: Wait, I don’t know this guy. What if it’s evil poisoned republican water?

Posted bySeanNovember 1, 2004Posted inUncategorizedTags: politicsLeave a comment on Warmongering H20

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