Chris: I should totally rent a midget!
Max: You can’t “rent” a midget.
Chris: Can I rent a dwarf?
Max: You can’t rent people.
Chris: I’ve been to Thailand, yes you can.
Chris: I should totally rent a midget!
Max: You can’t “rent” a midget.
Chris: Can I rent a dwarf?
Max: You can’t rent people.
Chris: I’ve been to Thailand, yes you can.
Christine: I can drive.
Sean: Cool.
Christine: So it’ll be you, me, Paka, Vince and Brian in my car.
{Vince walks up}
Christine: I’m gonna be in a man sandwich all day!
Vince: What the hell!
(an asian sorority is giving out fundraiser fliers for Panda Express.)
(meanwhile, in line)
Girl (eyeing form in boyfriend’s hand): Do you really want to give them 20% of your money?
Boyfriend: Hmm?
Girl: You know. (whispers) The asians.
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