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  • Sean 3:41 pm on June 22, 2007 Permalink | Reply
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    (inside local restaurant – lunchtime)

    Christine (sniffing): Hey, it smells like bacon in here.
    Shasta (sniffing): Hmm, It does smell like bacon.
    *Shasta spots a uniformed police officer grabbing a soda a few feet away.*
    Christine: Yeah, totally smells like bacon.
    Shasta (quietly): Shhhhhh.
    Christine: What? Why?
    Shasta (quietly): Shhhhhh. I’ll explain in a minute.
    *The cop leaves*

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  • Sean 11:36 am on June 21, 2007 Permalink | Reply
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    (the mocking sean hour continues)

    jen: do you wear the sorting hat when you go online to harry potter sex chatrooms?
    sean: how do you think i get all the witches?
    jen: i really don’t want to think about that
    “I sort you into the house that dances around a little and takes off your clothes, and I sort you two into the house that gets a little drunk and makes out with each other at parties, and I sort you to the house that sits on my lap and laughs hilariously at everything I say. Accio condoms!”

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  • Stephenh 4:10 pm on June 5, 2007 Permalink | Reply
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    A woman at work: “I don’t wear a helmet to go to the bathroom.”

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